randalfthegray:

beedok:

zoestorm:

capnsoapy:

strictlyquadrilateral:

capnsoapy:

fun fact if your breasts¹ are somewhere between a 36C-36D² then they weight³ about the same as your brain⁴

if you’re above a D-cup⁵ you’ve probably got more boob than brain⁶

1. Both breasts combined.
2. UK and US bras are the same at this cup size.
3. Sourced from this blog post; a different source was found but excluded as it didn’t account for band size. If you have a better referenced source let me know.
4. An adult human brain weighs ~1.3kg (2.8lb).
5. A 36D cup, or sister size (40B, 38C, 34E, 32F, etc)
6. Both breasts combined. A single 36G/H cup breast is about brain-sized.

#I like that this post has more footnotes than post  (via @bonnie-bug​)

#it’s a bit Pratchett-esque

everyone else leave me alone unless you’re going to be this nice to me

Apparently I have more boobs than brain, which is a not inaccurate (though quite rude) way to describe me.

Yoooo, rise up BIMBO NATION!!!

love-and-thvnder:

Get the shirt HERE

(via spongebobssquarepants)

ace-kaz-brekker:

ace-kaz-brekker:

Every time I see a bunch of posts from Neil Gaiman on my feed I think, “Neil… you’re procrastinating writing again, aren’t you”

Neil.

(via existential-crisis-professional)

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

Absolutely bonkers that I’m now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

(via casual-space-plant)

beardedmrbean:

nahfuckyallimremaking-deactivat:

beardedmrbean:

May you all find joy equal to or greater than the joy this woman is having with her new hobby

i want to put in the same room as the sponge painting lady

You are 100% on to something here

If we could bottle the joy that would be created in that room we’d have world peace at last

(via professors-pet)

thyrell:

sacred-portal:

(via assclarinet)

goodnamesarehardtocomeupwith:

ruby-white-rabbit:

tmmyhug:

personally this is how i’ll be tracking 2023

Op I must have missed something. Wtf happened in January because I’ve never seen that guy in my life

that cat leaked the no fly list

(via democraticsenator)

theoreinflores:

slitherpunk:

nayruwu:

v3ry-c00l:

fuck you

fixed it for u <3

(via bestfunny)

Thank you to the bots who got me over 1000 followers. I post so inconsistently I’m surprised you found my account at all.

don’t worry guys, my new personality is the Barbie trailer, the Oppenheimer trailer, and tiktoks of Maneskin performing all combined into one small anxious woman.

sandmandaddy69:

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dutchgogh:

I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.

(via jigglypuffsvevo)

nightliqhtss:

ice-block:

the-alice-of-hearts:

ice-block:

I think it would be very funny for like characters in a fantasy setting to walk into a pub and try to order and the bartender sighs and goes “species and age?” While pulling out a massive book holding the drinking age for every type of species capable of purchasing alcohol

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